Friday, January 11, 2008

Day 5

I think I'm getting the rhythm of this job. It goes unghh-unh-uh-uh-uuuunh. The ambient noise in a lot of offices includes phones, typing, water cooler gurgling, meetings, etc. I've got all that and the bonus groanus example above. If you saw the word bone in bonus back there you might be on the same track as much of my workplace banter.
Within my first week I'm still receiving reminders that this is indeed a place of pron. And I'm continually surprised. By most accounts the place appears to be any other office with titty posters on the walls. But as a designer who considers the web to be the most transient medium ever, I'm dumbfounded by the irony that such a lucrative business makes websites that look so cheap. I do not blame my coworkers' skill or method, but that everybody feels compelled to produce sleaze with sleazy standards. I guess that's what porn deserves, but wouldn't it be weird and refreshing to see BlackCockAttack.com if it were designed by these folks? Please visit BlackCockAttack.com with discretion as I just thought of it from the top of my head and can't vouch for its content. But I can take a wild guess.

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